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Do you see what happens Larry?
4:52pmBonny
awesome
technology is cool
4:53pmJake
Too cool?
4:54pmBonny
it would only be too cool if it worked 100% of the time
and at my count it only works 50% of the time
4:54pmJake
So it can stay cool then.
do I only have to work 50% of the time to reamain cool?
4:56pmBonny
you only have to be cool 59% of the time, if you were [...]
“Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.”
I don’t think this can be stressed enough.
Also, “life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore.”
Q.: Why did we have to wait so long to learn these things?
A.: Because we had to wait for Vince to get elected.
Does anybody have a ShamWow?
Are they as good as the one Billy Mays sells?
I like the ShamWow guy better. He has his mike right on his face.
Billy Mays always has to yell. Someone should buy him a microphone and a six pack of
Shut-the-F*ck-Up.
It’s time for something new.
Right?
(For instance: We have a new leather couch with some even newer cat scratches on it. Do you think Cheekie wants to have her neck killed?)
Honko Pete
…is 56 years young today.
2 years and 9 months behind his brother in the semi-linear space/time field.
I can’t decide.
Should I send him crickets or mice?
You might all wish to send smiles while I make up my mind.
(…flap, flap, screech…)
p.s. And gawd, is it cold today, or wha…?
